Seriously Speaking...
I created this for the sole purpose of?
What I don't know. There are no sole purposes in life, unless it is to live.

My life is one big bruise. Poke it please. I love the pain, I love the pleasure. I love being hedonistically puritan.

I love using big words(no actually I don't)
I love showing you how inferior your thinking is if you don't agree with me.
Agree with me and all shall be right with your world.
I'm full of crap, so you need not tell me so.

People, we need more crap in this world.
Don't be afraid to show them the "hot mama/papa" inside you. If anyone tells you to shut your ass, tell them to stuff it. Better yet, stuff something into them. Preferbly a sausage. Sausages are delicious.

I'm a poseur who likes classical music. And I definately do not have a bad attitude. I'm a hypocrite alright? So I can't claim to being bad.

~Makes no pretenses about yourself and people will do it for you~